Bless their stockings! Having planted their roots down in 2012, Rangers FC indeed now call the Ibrox Stadium home, an iconic fortress hidden amidst the hostile, tempest-ridden Scottish landscapes. It reeks of drama, doesn't it?
Seldom does raw wit overshadow shining riches, yet here we stand in awe of the galactic £102 million as the aggregate market value of their elite troop of mannequins, all 29 of them. Now, that's a figure that would make the eyes of many a footy-mad Scots blink more than once. For those itching for an authentic source, allow me to point you to Transfermarkt, a trusted oracle to many.
Locked in the frenzy of youth with an average age of 24, Rangers are armed with what could be classified as the footballing equivalent of a shiny new penny, paving their journey thus into the annals of Scottish football history.
Picture this if you will: the current season has a buffet of no less than five competitions to keep the adrenaline surging at a noxious rate. Standout feats involve sitting pretty at third place in the Premiership. In addition, they danced the tune all the way to the League Cup semi-finals and the sacred Scottish Cup quarter-finals, despite the goriest of showdowns. The creme de la creme, however, is quite an enchanting gallop into the play-offs during the grand Champions League qualifiers accompanied by a merry rabbit-hop into the league phase of the Europa League. Much ado about something, I dare say.
