Aye, it'll be the mighty Rangers Football Club you're curious about now. The embodiment of the term 'Phoenix club', they came into existence in the year of our Lord, 2012. Their battleground, otherwise known as Ibrox Stadium, is nestled snugly in the lap of Scotland, where they gallantly duke it out with their opponents on a regular basis.
Some knob on the internet has valued the current battalion of players at a supposedly impressive £89m. That's if you put your trust in a wee website called Transfermarkt.
Rangers is currently reposing on a cozy heap of 30 footballers, supposedly in their prime. If the statistical average of 24 years means anything truly valuable in football, that is.
This season, the Glasgow club have been valiantly attempting to juggle five competitions, like a tramp in the circus. The Premiership, where they currently find themselves lingering behind in second place. The League Cup, where they've heroically managed to crash into the Semi-Finals. The Scottish Cup, spraining ankles enough to reach the Quarter-Finals. The Champions League Qualifiers, which has seen them fighting until they were blue in the face during the Play-Offs. And last but not least, they also stumbled into the League Phase of the Europa League. May they continue to stagger onwards.
