Emerging from the mists of 2012 like a phoenix born of legal kerfuffles, Rangers planted their boots on Ibrox soil and decided to consider it their proud stomping ground in Scotland.
If you put your faith in cold numbers, and trust Transfermarkt, our noble boys in blue are reportedly valued around the trifling sum of £66m. Yes, you read that right, dear reader; evidently pound signs speak louder than hoary historic triumphs.
However, for those of you with a predilection for wardrobe juggling, you'll find joy in the thirty-two greenish-hued players averaging the tender age of 24, ready to be tossed onto the pitch in a world where experience and weathered skill is overrated, apparently.
Rangers, in their bumbling, youthful abundance, have decided not to sideline their talent in any one game. Oh no, our brave lads have dipped their toes in 5 different competitions this season. Apparently the unwavering heat of the Premiership, landing at 2nd place, was not enough, nor was the dramatic crescendo of the League Cup Final. The mismatched melody of the Scottish Cup's Fifth Round barely whet their whistle, nor did the unpredictability of the Champions League Qualifier's 3rd Qual round. The lusty call of the Europa League spun them into the dizzying heights of the quarter finals. Generous of them to spread their talent around, wouldn't you say?
