Scott Sinclair, the quintessentially nomadic footballer, was born in the 'green and pleasant land' of England, anecdotal information places the occurrence on 25th March, 1989. Known for his forward style of gameplay, primarily taking the left winger position, Sinclair now adorns the number seven jersey for Bristol Rovers, who, in case you've been living under a rock, play in League One. Sinclair holds possession of dimensions of 1.77 metres (5ft 9in) and 70 kilograms (11st), eminently fitting for a chap engaged in such a physically demanding profession. A little birdie also informs me that he's had the opportunity to represent Great Britain's national team in occasions past, which we must commit to the annals of significant information, or else.
Way back in 2004, a fresh-faced Sinclair, quite possibly unacquainted with the journey ahead of him, found himself wrested from the terroir that bore him and placed within the ranks of League One's Bristol Rovers. He featured a scant pair of times during this first season and in his most recent term of service, 2024 - 2025, records show a modest two goals from 21 appearances.
From his humble beginning at Bristol Rovers, young Sinclair was soon on the move, finding himself whisked off to Chelsea for a modest sum of about £200k. I'm led to believe he made just five appearances over several seasons.
Revelling in the fun of a journeyman's life, Sinclair made a series of temporary sojourns, a brief dalliance with Plymouth Argyle, the home of the famous, or infamous, depending on your palate, meat-filled delight, a passing infatuation with Queens Park Rangers, followed by a fleeting tryst with Charlton Athletic. Brief stopovers with Crystal Palace, Birmingham City, and Wigan Athletic further cemented Sinclair's reputation as football's favourite gadabout, leaving fans across the country with memories of a man who never stayed long enough to register in the line-up.
A change of scenery awaited for our man Sinclair in 2010 when he moved from Chelsea to Swansea City for a negligible transfer fee of £1.5million. Possibly a comfort to the accountant, not so much for Sinclair's impact. Go figure!
In 2012, Manchester City acquired Sinclair for £6.2 million, and yet again, our spirited adventurer packed his bags and set forth towards a new quest, earning himself a grand total of 13 appearances across three seasons. Was it worth the expense? History will be the judge.
Intent on covering all clubs in britain, Sinclair moved to West Bromwich Albion on loan in August 2013, never quite settling down. History repeated itself in a tiresome loop as Sinclair hopped from Manchester City back to Manchester City, falling in and out of Aston Villa (again) in the process.
And then, dear readers, in 2016, he graced us at Celtic with his presence, an actual payment of £3.5 million secured his services. This time, however, Sinclair managed to draw himself out of his proverbial hat, marking the green field 35 times and scoring an impressive 21 goals. The 2017-2018 season saw him maintain his form, scoring 21 goals. He continued his scoring spree in 2018-2019, hitting the net nine times from 33 appearances. When the 2019-2020 season trundled along, Sinclair made only two appearances.
Following his stint at Celtic, Sinclair packed his bags again, landing at Preston North End for an "undisclosed" sum. There, in typical Sinclair fashion, he made a number of appearances and scored a handful of goals. His itchy feet then transported him in June 2022 somewhere we have no record of.
A loop appears to have been looped, as Sinclair found himself back at Bristol Rovers in 2024, his career coming full circle. He participated in the League Cup 2024 - 2025 for Bristol Rovers with one start. And thus continues the saga of Scott Sinclair, a man more familiar with departure lounges than David Attenborough with a species of bird.