The Jersey Doesn't Shrink · Mar 13, 2019

Alfredo Morelos to Celtic – bring him home

And I for one welcome our new Colombian overlord. There’s rumours all over Twitter this morning that Alfredo ‘Goleador’ Morelos is going to be a Celtic player next season, so it immediately must be true, seeing as how the rumour mob were justified with Brendan Rodgers leaving for Leicester, we can’t just dismiss them anymore. Of course, this is wildly unlikely to be anything other than a noise up started by a well known prankster like John McKenzie or something...