As the Ibrox penalty bingo bandwagon rolls into Celtic Park on Saturday, will Celtic avoid conceding a penalty, or will one finally be awarded against the Ibrox side?

On Saturday afternoon, the Messiah and his unbeaten Gumtree Galacticos will roll into Celtic Park for the Glasgow derby. Some people might try to tell you it’s the O** F*** derby, but you know better. The SMSM will have it plastered as such all over their titles in the run up to the game...