Billy the Builder at Ibrox and my lovely new garden chair

Really, guys, I could do with some downtime this summer. Don’t get me wrong, covering the Sevco shitshow is great fun, and the local media still seem determined to look the other way. I realise that if I, as a named member of the NUJ, don’t do this stuff, then it won’t be done at all and that troubles me. However, there are limits. Today, I spent an enjoyable hour putting together some garden furniture...