Boli Bhoy signs for Celtic

Spaghetti bolignese Boli Bolingoli-Mbombo has officially signed for Celtic. The club confirmed this on Twitter. Here’s some of his IRL patter: “I’m a full-back, as everyone knows, I’m fast and technically very good. I use my speed and my skills down the left side. “I just love to play football. I have been dreaming of playing in this big stadium. It was a nice atmosphere in Vienna but here it will be double or treble that. “I cannot wait to play in this beautiful stadium...