‘Can actually smell that tweet’ ‘How succulent was the lamb?’ ‘Heavy Staunch’ Sky Sports on their knees as they drool over Mister Clement

Mark Benstead was granted access to what used to be called the Trophy Room as he rattled off the usual cliches trying to give the Tribute Act the honours of the club that died of shame in 2012 after Her Majesty refused a CVA for the millions owed...