Celtic beware, they’ve found the new Barry Ferguson at Ibrox, and he’s gonna be there for the next 15 years!

All is well in the land of pishwasckery, fantasy, soothing lies, and moonbeams, with glowing reports from Ibrox this morning that they’ve found their new Barry Ferguson. From Barry Ferguson, no less. The ‘legendary’ skipper believes that new wunderkind, Bailey Rice, can be engineering in the engine room for the next 15 years...