Curiosity and serenity in the Blue Room

I’m told that the brogue-wearing bhikkhu of Ibrox was exceptionally tranquil about this offering from your humble correspondent. Despite being at one with all living things, he couldn’t work out how that scéal could have reached me so quickly here in Dún na nGall. Ah now Unsurprisingly, Sevco’s low-calorie cousins provided only token resistance to Dear Philippe and his Gumtree Galacticos last night...