Cyclops ; ‘when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro’

I am still in a right fume over that idiotic selfish man Bolingoli******* I haven’t laughed since he did a 24 hour shift in Spain*******well, until I read a piece in The Guardian******it was the ex-England rugby captain, the brutal Kiwi, Dylan Hartley who recounted how he knew his time at international level was up *******his coach, the brutal wee Aussie Eddie Jones phoned him up and told him in three words******”you’re f—–, mate”******** the fact that Eddie used the word ‘ mate’ must have softened th...