I’m out of touch, you’re out of time, I go outta my head when you’re not around…..I’m back and what a time to be back, Ibrox Civil War!

I’ve been posted missing these last few weeks. Long story, which I don’t have the time to go into and I don’t think you do either. But let’s just say it involved a long sabbatical from electronic devices, no Internet, the side of a mountain and a goat...