Ibrox noise rants on about “under pressure, piffle talking” Clement, “reverse coronation chicken Tavpen” and that “moral victory” against Celtic

It’s been a fairly slow news day today, with the only story of relevance the fact that the game between Dundee and the Ibrox side will go ahead this evening. Thankfully, there should be no 6 year old kids from Wales left in floods of tears this Wednesday...