In The Battle Between Celtic’s “File Clerks” And Ibrox’s “Convicts” There Will Be Only One Winner.

In the magnificent 1962 movie Fail Safe, a military strategist, played brilliantly by Walter Mattheu, ponders nuclear war at a party. His cold-blooded assessments provoke horror in those around him. Finally, one asks him who would survive. His answer is half-humour and half serious...