Meditation in the Blue Room

I think it is fair to say that HMS Sevco isn’t a happy ship at the moment. Firstly, the Dalai Lama of the Blue Room was undoubtedly less than Zenlike at this offering from your humble correspondent. I fully understand why the Transcendental Chairman would want such a dignified conclave to remain confidential. Then again, the tranquil one is more accustomed to the succulent obedience of the Stenography Corps...