“My gran works at Ibrox” – Sevco fans excellent transfer delusion is simply brilliant

We’ve heard them all right? ‘£40m for Morelos’, ‘Gareth Bale to Govan’, ‘Rangers are the same club’. All genuine quotes from the Rangers fans (and media to be fair) that just prove the Banter Years are still with us. But I have, without doubt, THE best and most deluded transfer rumour of them all...