Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – Celtic at Narnia, No guts, no glory

SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC @ NARNIA “My first act as inaugurated President of the U.S.A will be to declare the Scottish Premiership null and void forthwith.” President Celtic. B.A.BARKAS – 5.5/10 – Another nae-touch Greek tragedy as his bewildering stint abroad for the mighty unbeatable Glasgow Celtic confuses him more than his lingo flummoxes us...