Sevco’s smitten supremo

Love, as they say, is blind. Sevco’s bellicose Belgian has been stung by Cupid’s arrow. The projectile was tipped with the highly contagious Rangersitis. You just got to love such a hopeless romantic. However, in another part of the Fitba multiverse, perhaps a more venal chap just signed up for a contract extension at the building site that John Brown played for. I imagine such a deal could involve, say, £6.5m compensation for any other Engine Room Subsidiary that wanted dear Philippe’s signature...