The Blue Room brief

Regular readers will be aware that the local media often needs direction from the Sevco High Command when it comes to matters Ibrox. Bereft of a suitably dignified narrative, the chaps on the sports desk are stalled like waiting for a Windows update. For the avoidance of doubt, the idea that they might indulge in journalism is just silly. Last week, I was told of a quintessentially British interaction between a person on the building site that John Brown played for and young Master Bisgrove...