The media’s latest Ibrox love-in is both wholly predictable and utterly stupid.

Another day, another round of positive stories emerging from Ibrox. Now we’re told they’ve finally discovered their midfield duo that will supposedly propel them forward, terrorising domestic opponents and—naturally—instilling fear in Europe. As football fans in Scotland who aren’t affiliated with the Ibrox club, it gets tiresome being exposed to this same wishful thinking...