Thieving apes, a low rent superyacht and a special place to watch your children grow

I doubt if Mr Let’s Go is looking forward to the match against Lincoln Red Imps tomorrow. Celtic famously came a cropper there on what is possibly the worst playing surface in European football. If Stevie G’s Gumtree Galacticos emerged unscathed from the unyielding pitch, then it will be job done...