Traumatised, emaciated, dehydrated Sons of Drouth – Ryanair’s Rangers Tears, fanzone like a works barbecue

A traumatised, emaciated and dehydrated theRangers support will bravely, but no doubt tenderly, make their way from Seville to Hampden today, to watch their heroes/bottlers (delete as appropriate) see if they can summon up the energy their fans will be understandably be lacking, with a first cup final win in six years, following the famed...