Why Anomaly FC dislikes those pesky European rules

The infamous Anomaly wasn’t in operation last night at Ibrox because it was a game played under UEFA’s auspices. Consequently, Sevco conceded a penalty for a clear handball in the box. Let’s just say it probably wouldn’t happen on Planet Fitba. In the last ten minutes, Servette, who had started the match missing key players and down to ten men for much of the game, were pushing for an equaliser...