Why taciturn Celtic are just the ticket for continued domination

If the public pronouncements of a football club can usually be characterised as anodyne, that’s usually a good sign. If you disagree with that observation, you may wish to recollect the official statements from Hearts in the Romanov era. The ex-Soviet submariner was undoubtedly part of the entertainment business! Of course, since they were created out of the body parts of Rangers (1872-2012), Sevco has been in a league of their own for delusional declarations on the club website...