Why the Emptihad evacuation will not save Sevco from permanent second place

Of course, the story of the weekend on Planet Fitba was the hilarious evacuation at the stadium Mr Bomber played for. One thing that the Ibrox klanbase cannot endure is to be laughed at. For the avoidance of doubt, Billy, we’re ALL laughing. As ever, Paddy Power nailed it with the “Emptihad”. Genius! I’m told Block 3 in the Copland Lower holds 420 quintessentially British souls. Not that many, but enough for some staunch performance art...